I don't watch reality television shows and I don't collect Barbie dolls (really, not even the Batgirl or Debbie Harry versions - honest.) So why am I writing about a mock "reality" web series called Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse? Because I review (or at least spotlight) a wide variety of online shows, and this is one of them. It still feels kinda creepy, I must admit, like I'm a peeping Tom poking around a virtual sorority house full of minature mannequins, so I'm not going to waste any more "objective" critical verbiage on this "review" than necessary. At well over a million views, this channel doesn't really need my help anyway. I'm just not the target demographic here. So until they make Barbie: Porno Grindhouse Massacre, I probably won't be tuning back into any of the iconic doll's other online adventures. Meantime, just in case you're into this sort of thing, have at it.